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Old 15-08-2007, 10:54 AM   #1
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Just wondering if anyone had some crazy/random text message tones they would like to share

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Old 15-08-2007, 11:09 AM   #2
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Well, I haven't ripped it yet, but it is going to be the priest saying "BUY YOUR KIDS A STICK!" from the TV show Snuff Box.

Since it pretty well has to be seen to be understood, its right at the end of this short clip: http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/c...c=000000&st=no

Doesn't bother me that it has swearing, after all my ringtone is this song from the same tv show: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Urk7vPdqjE8
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Old 15-08-2007, 11:11 AM   #3
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Mines Homer Simpson "I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer".
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Old 15-08-2007, 11:54 AM   #4
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i usually switch between the "mail mother(effer)" mail tone from eurotrip and the general lee horn. also got some sound bites from eddie murphy raw and delirious. specifically the ice cream welfare part, his father imitating the telephone, and mfufu saying "what have you done for me lately" and "eddie, eddie, i want to talk to you".
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Old 15-08-2007, 11:56 AM   #5
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i usually switch between the "mail mother(effer)" mail tone from eurotrip and the general lee horn. also got some sound bites from eddie murphy raw and delirious. specifically the ice cream welfare part, his father imitating the telephone, and mfufu saying "what have you done for me lately" and "eddie, eddie, i want to talk to you".
Always wanted the Eurotrip one but I could never find it.
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Old 15-08-2007, 01:25 PM   #6
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I have Foghorn Leghorn from the Warner Brothers cartoons saying "Go, I say, go away boy, you bother me!"
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Old 15-08-2007, 02:34 PM   #7
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Always wanted the Eurotrip one but I could never find it.
just pm me the email address and i'll mail it through. its a small file. goes for ayone who wants it
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Old 15-08-2007, 02:48 PM   #8
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Got a sloppy fart as my message tone...
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Old 15-08-2007, 02:57 PM   #9
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My housemate has one, its a classic but you get over it.

It simply has some kid saying messege, messege, meeessseeeegggee, MEEsssseggeee, MEESSSSEEEGGGGEEE! And it continues until the kid is having a fit.

Very funny, and just sounds like its recorded straight off a phone. Can be awkward in the office though.
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Old 15-08-2007, 03:41 PM   #10
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My housemate has one, its a classic but you get over it.

It simply has some kid saying messege, messege, meeessseeeegggee, MEEsssseggeee, MEESSSSEEEGGGGEEE! And it continues until the kid is having a fit.

Very funny, and just sounds like its recorded straight off a phone. Can be awkward in the office though.
Hahahaha yeah I have that as mine too. Very funny.
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Old 15-08-2007, 04:36 PM   #11
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My housemate has one, its a classic but you get over it.

It simply has some kid saying messege, messege, meeessseeeegggee, MEEsssseggeee, MEESSSSEEEGGGGEEE! And it continues until the kid is having a fit.

Very funny, and just sounds like its recorded straight off a phone. Can be awkward in the office though.

lol thats deffinetly made the rounds, ive got it aswell. so does half the school
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Old 15-08-2007, 05:59 PM   #12
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mine beeps a couple of times then says: "you have 937 new messages all of which are marked urgent!" gets peoples attention all the time, with a "really?" comment.
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Old 15-08-2007, 07:16 PM   #13
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ive been wanting one for ages of a v8 going through the gears but no one i know has one :(
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Old 15-08-2007, 08:31 PM   #14
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i have homer singing spiderpig! makes me laugh everytime i get a call.
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Old 15-08-2007, 10:05 PM   #15
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My housemate has one, its a classic but you get over it.

It simply has some kid saying messege, messege, meeessseeeegggee, MEEsssseggeee, MEESSSSEEEGGGGEEE! And it continues until the kid is having a fit.

Very funny, and just sounds like its recorded straight off a phone. Can be awkward in the office though.
Ive got that one.

Gets people all the time. My mates mum told me it would get me arrested one day as someone would think I was bashing someone. meh. either way.

I was in the honda shop last week and it was dead quiet. No one there. And then my phone went off. Gotta love random screaming in dead quiet places.
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Old 15-08-2007, 11:56 PM   #16
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ive been wanting one for ages of a v8 going through the gears but no one i know has one :(
I have this- got it from a website.... possible even Telstra site.
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Old 16-08-2007, 12:11 AM   #17
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Mine is Homer saying "You'll have to speak up, im wearing a towel"
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I have this- got it from a website.... possible even Telstra site.
ive looked all over the net!!
all i can find on the Telstra site is a camero and a falcon revving. its not as impressive as one going up the gears.
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Old 16-08-2007, 10:03 PM   #19
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ive got a few... Mail muthafer
Worms saying "incoming *missle sounds* hehehe"

too many to list really, i got mine from Mobile9.com
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Old 16-08-2007, 10:12 PM   #20
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Old 17-08-2007, 07:33 AM   #21
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mine beeps a couple of times then says: "you have 937 new messages all of which are marked urgent!" gets peoples attention all the time, with a "really?" comment.
could you email me that one?

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Old 17-08-2007, 10:11 AM   #22
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At the moment ive got a couple of futurama ones. Right now its "I am the man with no name..Zapp Brannigan!"
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Old 17-08-2007, 11:26 AM   #23
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Mine is Homer saying "You'll have to speak up, im wearing a towel"
Can u please send me this!
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Old 17-08-2007, 11:32 AM   #24
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Mine is completely random.

It's a sound clip from the movie Haggard.
"And I'm getting 3 D's and an F this semester. It's not that bad considering I passed."

If you've seen CKY4, you'll know the funny in this one.
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Old 17-08-2007, 11:34 AM   #25
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'i said bit<h, i'm rick james bit<h'
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Old 17-08-2007, 11:43 AM   #26
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Try this:
http://www.mobiles24.com/do-upload.html?type=create

If you have the song on your computer, you can make your own ringtone from it.

They also have previously uploaded tones from other users.
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Old 17-08-2007, 12:20 PM   #27
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I got Cletus from the simpsons on my message tone.

Saying "Ya know what... I can call my mama while i'm up here... HEY MA! GET OFF THE DAMN ROOF!"
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