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06-08-2009, 11:56 AM
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Was over at a mates place, when a mutual friend gives my mate a call, asking him to drive up to the sunny coast (about a 3 hour drive) to come pick him up. seeing as we had had more that a few beers at this stage, we both said no, when we asked where his ute was? he said it was impounded, and pointed us in the direction of this story on the sunny coast's daily news paper.
The Daily - Dumbest Criminal ever Stupid stunt outside cop shop 12:00a.m. 2nd August 2009 | By Anne-Louise Brown Stupid stunt outside cop shop Busted: Police impound a vehicle for doing burn-outs in the car park outside the Maroochydore Police Station. Photo:Warren Lynam/184165 The Macquarie Dictionary defines “stupid” as lacking ordinary activity and keenness of mind. According to Senior Sergeant Ray Hoelscher of Maroochydore police, it was personified yesterday in the form of a 32 year old man who allegedly did burn outs in his hotted up ute directly in front of the police station. His excuse? He was frustrated at not being able to find the supermarket. At about 4.30pm, police inside the station say they heard a loud screeching of tyres in the carpark, directly outside their front door. Looking out his window, Snr Sgt Hoelscher saw smoke spewing from beneath a bright orange ute. It sped off but was stopped by a red light at a nearby intersection, where police were able to intercept it. The driver – a man from the Gold Coast was taken back to the station and charged with wilfully driving in a manner so as to create undue noise and smoke. His near new car was then impounded for 48 hours and he could do nothing but watch as it was put on the back of a truck and taken away. “The guy wasn’t too smart – certainly one of the dumbest criminals I’ve seen in a while,” Snr Sgt Hoelscher said. “Apparently he didn’t know there was a police station here, despite the big sign out the front.” He said the man had endangered the safety of his female passenger and others using the car park. The driver will face the Maroochydore Magistrates Court on August 26.  Last edited by Laminge; 06-08-2009 at 10:21 PM. |
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06-08-2009, 12:01 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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ummmm...
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06-08-2009, 12:02 PM
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Pity the fool
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LOL
Dumbass. |
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06-08-2009, 12:03 PM
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It's a Holden. LMAO
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06-08-2009, 12:03 PM
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Interesting the subtle reference to the word CRIMINAL.
Slowly downhill we go . . . .
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06-08-2009, 12:05 PM
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No No. it wasn't me officer
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06-08-2009, 12:08 PM
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when they where giving out brains he thought they said trains and missed his.....
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06-08-2009, 12:19 PM
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criminal!!? yeah right....
They were some nice looking skids! I hope he will get a blown up poster size print of that for his garage! Would be pretty cool :-)! |
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06-08-2009, 12:33 PM
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Just relax and laugh at him, like we all have  he will get his in the legal system, which I am sure they will make an example of him...
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06-08-2009, 12:35 PM
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holy fricking omg snap what a dipturd...
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06-08-2009, 12:42 PM
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well thats what i do when i cant find the supermarket...
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06-08-2009, 12:42 PM
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He has, the Knack..
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The picture makes it look like the towtruck was pulling the skids...
That's some quality lines right there.
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06-08-2009, 01:05 PM
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It looks like the only thing he was endangering was his rear tyres.
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06-08-2009, 01:45 PM
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bahahahaha!!!
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06-08-2009, 01:51 PM
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i LOL'd when i read this in the paper, what a idiot, there is police cars lining the street, a courthouse AND the police station, all RIGHT there haha, all CLEARLY signed haha. what a twit!
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06-08-2009, 02:09 PM
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There should be a new reality TV show called "Why Did You Do It?" which interviews the dumbest people reported for doing stupid things, and their parents get to have a say. Any monetary reward goes to a chosen charity.
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06-08-2009, 02:10 PM
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06-08-2009, 02:24 PM
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dumb or not how on earth is he a criminal, if thats the case i would say at a guess 90% of the driving population would be criminals, its a traffic infringement ffs.
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06-08-2009, 02:30 PM
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06-08-2009, 03:05 PM
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Doesn't look like a bad marley. Good work!
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06-08-2009, 03:05 PM
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06-08-2009, 03:14 PM
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Go Better...
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06-08-2009, 05:01 PM
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Did I hear someone say Darwin Theory? lol
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06-08-2009, 05:14 PM
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06-08-2009, 05:22 PM
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What a DH didn't you tell him that the GPS can't navigate doing circle work above 60 KPH.RAPL
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06-08-2009, 05:22 PM
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Not being able to find supermarkets is serious business.
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06-08-2009, 05:24 PM
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Remarkable! You would think.................. no he didn't.
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06-08-2009, 05:36 PM
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He should ask the cop if he could get a copy of the " Burnout Video"... There should be a video of this considering the location. would make great Video to watch.
Lucky no one was Hurt or he didnt lose control straight in the Police station. Would have made National Headlines lol
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06-08-2009, 05:49 PM
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Hes a troll, the diff broke when attempting a burnout, real reason why its on the tilt tray.
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06-08-2009, 07:24 PM
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I have finally been affected by the anti Hoon Laws... a.k.a. Dumbest Criminal Ever.
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