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Old 15-08-2007, 12:34 PM   #31
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Did not your advice answer your own question ?

what do you do 12000 for a crust ?
my money says english literature teacher....

but then again, im a hopless gambler
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Old 15-08-2007, 12:41 PM   #32
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Time for a new accountant, i usually get back 10K plus each year.
And your point is?

Thats a pretty bold statement to make my friend.


You must have alot of deductions...
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Old 15-08-2007, 01:18 PM   #33
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And your point is?
Thats a pretty bold statement to make my friend.
You must have alot of deductions...
? Bold ? sounds like a lot of tax being paid that could be better worked for a better return. Not here to argue or really worry about it, the owner wrote how he was disapointed with his return, my reply was try a new accountant and get some alternate advice on setting things up to work more in your favour, from being in a similar situation i have probably pulled 10K plus back for the last 5 years. Nothing smart / bold or funny about my reply that i saw.
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Old 15-08-2007, 01:56 PM   #34
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If ya not eligible for deductions, you're not eligible Sounds like your old accountant wasnt worth his/her salt doc? Whereas i could spend hundreds on an accountant and still wind up with a $27 bill lol. PAYG, no deductions, no investments :(

As for the thread starter... i wanted lunch, but didnt have any money. So i went to the ATM and took out $20. Then bought lunch. It was the happiest day of my life and i tear up just thinking about it.
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Old 15-08-2007, 02:39 PM   #35
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i remember when i started on my pension. not even enough left over for a couple of ice cold long necks per week. now i do some work as a male model for kmart and i have enough for a 30 can slab every couple of days.
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now i do some work as a male model for kmart and i have enough for a 30 can slab every couple of days.
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What about..... 1 trillion dollars :dr_Evil:

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Old 15-08-2007, 03:38 PM   #39
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What about..... 1 trillion dollars :dr_Evil:


That must be the only use of that emoticon...

As for 12000 I think that was a rhetorical question, or even more confusing, a question that we should know the answer too as the sarcasm hinted in the question was directed at Us.

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correct me if i'm wrong but why are all 12000 threads about money problems and or your private info, identity theft anyone
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This is one riddle I can't crack
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Old 15-08-2007, 04:44 PM   #42
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Riddle me this, riddle me that I delclare 12000 to be smokin too much crack!
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OK, i'll bite.
2 High maintenance cars and a higher maintenance missus.
3 jobs still dosent cover it... Well Mr Accountant, any ideas?

And no, dumping the missus is not an option, she has 'skills'
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Time for a new accountant, i usually get back 10K plus each year.
IMO, better to get a decent financial planner and your accountant to work in concert. eg..Macquarie Bank has some excellent products to decrease marginal tax rates. FWIW, that recommendation came from the planner that I use who's a Westpac affiliate

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Old 15-08-2007, 07:41 PM   #46
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Do any of you's want anything and cant get it? well heres my advice just be patient and youll get it.

Please share your money stories?

I also want to know how yous haved saved up on a pension to pay about 2000.00 difference on a car you want and get 1500.00 tradein?.

thanks for your time

Easy...the first thing i did was went down to the local library and borrowed a copy of THE SECRET on DVD and watched it.
I then realised it was a load of crap, got up off my ***, drew my pension out of the bank, bought a cheap box trailer, hydroponic setup and petrol generator and towed it around behind my piece of crap trade-in until it matured.
Then i took the whole lot to that caryard where you can trade anything in (saw it on TT or ACA) and bought a camel.
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OK, i'll bite.
2 High maintenance cars and a higher maintenance missus.
3 jobs still dosent cover it... Well Mr Accountant, any ideas?

And no, dumping the missus is not an option, she has 'skills'
Mate you should be able to deduct all the rubber gloves she uses for the dishes! :
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Old 15-08-2007, 08:33 PM   #48
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Mate you should be able to deduct all the rubber gloves she uses for the dishes! :

Hahaha, Nah at my place, i have a system that goes, as soon as it smells it gets cleaned or thrown out, so she wont do them!
But speaking of rubber things, theres one type i use plenty of that should be deductible...
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: i dont have any money problems . i work hard , get paid well, i earn the money , my wife spends it ! no problem !!! < thats me on the right.
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Its you LER isn't it....why do you wish to know ppls personel details....me thinks your shrink does'nt know you are out.

I feel a green tag coming on.
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SITUPS!!! oh no not the situps please.
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lol, what the....?
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I'm over this now. I believe calling this "pointless rubbish" is an understatement. :togo:
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