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Old 14-11-2005, 09:16 PM   #1
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please remove this story/thread if its a repost but wtf is up with this crap:
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How to become the town smacktard in one easy step...

Having lunch at the lady's place on Saturday arvo when I could hear the sound of a V8 engine pulling circle work and burnout smoke started pouring into the house. Quickly I grabbed the camera and ran for the front door. As I got out the front I heard a loud crack! Followed by a massive BANG! like a shotgun. Then along with the smell of burnout smoke I could also smell cooking engine parts...

The background is the guy up the road had left his XR8 ute in the care of his "mate" who had been "testing" the capabilities of the beast for the past week or two. Most of the locals had been pretty ****ed at him for the disturbances of speeding and burnouts in the suburban streets.

On this day he was going crazy with laying rubber out the front. From what I can gather he overheated the engine, then munted the gearbox (pieces all over the road) but kept the boot in so over-revved the engine and destroyed that also. When smoke started pouring out the bonnet he must have panicked and tried to pull off the road and ended up into a tree.

He's the young guy in the white shirt...

Unfortunately I missed out of getting any action shots but here's what I caught on camera:

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Old 14-11-2005, 09:22 PM   #2
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If it was my Ute he'd borrowed he'd want to hope for a custodial sentence. The power of stupidity is indeed infinite!
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Old 14-11-2005, 09:23 PM   #3
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some friend...
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Old 14-11-2005, 09:24 PM   #4
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Exactly the reason why I don't let anyone drive my car regardless of what it is worth!
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Old 14-11-2005, 09:27 PM   #5
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OMG, i am speechless
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Old 14-11-2005, 09:31 PM   #6
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Sucks to be him.
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Old 14-11-2005, 09:34 PM   #7
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He would have a duplic set of black circles up his back door as remains from my boot if it were my car.

followed by the bill.
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Old 14-11-2005, 09:34 PM   #8
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insurance will tell him to get stuffed...lol
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Old 14-11-2005, 09:37 PM   #9
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funny ....lol....insurance...haha get stuffed...time for engine rebuild......wonder if warranty covers it hehe :the_finge
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Old 14-11-2005, 09:37 PM   #10
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Ohh

Gotto love to read some more feedback from these guys!

Now wheres that word I am looking for.. ahh yes!

Mind you there are probably some people here who think its Fords Fault it blew up! :
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Old 14-11-2005, 09:39 PM   #11
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i am waiting for the buff out comment !

Damn what a defilement of a beautiful machine :(
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Old 14-11-2005, 09:40 PM   #12
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QLD Plates? What a crap that bloke is.

I might have to do a rego search tomorrow, I am sure the Insurance company of this vehicle would love to see these pictures.
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Old 14-11-2005, 09:56 PM   #13
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what a ****a... destroyed a good car... could have givin it to me!
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Old 14-11-2005, 10:03 PM   #14
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he was going crazy with laying rubber out the front. From what I can gather he overheated the engine, then munted the gearbox (pieces all over the road) but kept the boot in so over-revved the engine and destroyed that also. When smoke started pouring out the bonnet he must have panicked and tried to pull off the road and ended up into a tre
right after the rubber laying is where you'd normally stop not after you've fried the motor/gbox then to top it off he doesnt know what a steering wheel is and hooks it into a tree,if i was the owner that pretty white t-shirt would be red in colour..

hope the dude gets butt plugged by pol pol and his mate..
not quite a xr8 now and quite a waste really.. :monkes:
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Old 14-11-2005, 10:05 PM   #15
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What a looser, he gives Fords a bad name!
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Old 14-11-2005, 10:07 PM   #16
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i am waiting for the buff out comment !

Damn what a defilement of a beautiful machine :(
It'll buff out!

Seriously, what a way to wreck a nice XR8. That is stupidity at it's finest. That's the way to impress people, blow up a ute then put it into a tree. What a tool
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Old 14-11-2005, 10:08 PM   #17
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gawd, mates like that who really needs an enemy???

Obviously just didnt quite understand what the strange noises were or where they were coming from... let alone the smoke????
Major moron for sure
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Old 14-11-2005, 10:10 PM   #18
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I hope insurance doesn't pay and that loser's mate takes him to court for damages. I would have a hard time restraining myself on that little b*stard. Sadly, the only way morons like this learn is to end up paying off huge debts with nothing to show for it.
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Old 14-11-2005, 10:14 PM   #19
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i wish i seen that
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Old 14-11-2005, 10:20 PM   #20
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I hope his mate is an understanding sort of guy or he is F#$%ed i hope he isnt and he gets his *** kicked :jab:
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Old 14-11-2005, 10:24 PM   #21
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Now you need to get pics of the aftermath when the owner of the ute gets back....
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Old 14-11-2005, 10:26 PM   #22
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that would have been so mad to see its 2 good things in one burnouts and crashes Kudos to the man driving
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that would have been so mad to see its 2 good things in one burnouts and crashes Kudos to the man driving
hey i no u your that ed guy
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Old 14-11-2005, 10:31 PM   #24
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Old 14-11-2005, 10:33 PM   #25
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What a tool!!! Have seen worst. Brand new BA MkII XR8 ute, idiot had been drinking and thought he could keep up with a WRX around the corner in the wet. Lost control, car became inverted and took out a lamp post. Wrote off his ute, black in colour, which he had bought on a lease 1 week earlier. Still have the side skirt on my desk at work.
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Old 14-11-2005, 10:39 PM   #26
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Atleast he did some good 2 wheeled burnouts and not some one wheller crappy ones
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Old 14-11-2005, 10:46 PM   #27
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this is EXACTLY why i treat any car i drive thats not mine with complete respect....

i cant believe how stupid that guy must have been to do that.......
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Old 14-11-2005, 10:48 PM   #28
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That guy will be paying his mate off for a while. 1 engine rebuild, 1 gearbox and other associated driveline parts plus the panel damage. Would probably be at least $10000
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Old 14-11-2005, 10:55 PM   #29
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I'm speechless..........
Some idiots just do not deserve their quota of oxygen.

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Old 14-11-2005, 11:04 PM   #30
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OMG...WHAT A TOOL....one less ba on the road, off the road for all the wrong reasons :S
IOU one BA XR8 Ute, make that 2 for all my trouble...FRIEND hehe
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