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Old 29-08-2008, 09:42 PM   #91
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If you're a hairdresser

Ask him how the slightly tweaked Camry engine in it is going
I regularly call it a 2 door Camry!
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Old 30-08-2008, 07:24 AM   #92
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Chris Rock (comedian)

anyone who thinks that everyone in the world is racists .

then bases his act on taking the mickey out of black people ,needs to take a long hard look at themself


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Old 30-08-2008, 10:24 AM   #93
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Old 30-08-2008, 11:05 AM   #94
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Old 30-08-2008, 11:41 AM   #95
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Liars, Cheats, Drug Users, young people who think they know all about life, snobs, people who talk at the movies, bad drivers, bullies, lack of common sense,untidiness, etc,etc,etc......somebody stop me....aargghh!
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Old 30-08-2008, 11:58 AM   #96
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LOL the list just goes on and on hey....
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Old 30-08-2008, 09:02 PM   #97
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Being told to turn my music down!!!
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Old 30-08-2008, 09:22 PM   #98
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New Zealand laws that won't let me take my car over there
when we move there shortly because we haven't owned it
for 12 months therefore forcing me to sell my car.
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Old 31-08-2008, 01:30 AM   #99
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Old 31-08-2008, 01:50 AM   #100
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I realy don't have a grudge at anything atm. People will be people , idiots will be idiots etc etc, i'm just happy getting on with my own thing and trying not to let this 'socialy political' life bother me . Apart from TAXES !.
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Old 13-09-2008, 07:12 PM   #101
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People who feel the need to stare at others because they have a disability/impairment.
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Old 13-09-2008, 08:50 PM   #102
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people who hate fords, but if you ask them why they just say "Because their " and cant give an actual reason.
or one of my friends HATES fords, and his reason is because he hates the logo :
im one that likes both ford and holden, but hearing this just makes me like ford more

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Old 13-09-2008, 08:59 PM   #103
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people who go to the effort of using teh light switch in their car shen it is dark / rainy, but only turn on their park lights. whats the point? trying to save fuel? if you are going to bother, turn the headlights on as the parklights are useless.
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Old 13-09-2008, 09:39 PM   #104
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Old 13-09-2008, 09:43 PM   #105
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My new one is real estate agents who demand that I stop mowing my lawn when they have an open for inspection next door. Being a good neighbour, I stop the mowing, and turn the music up to Eleven outside, and have a breather. The then demands I turn the music down to generate a maximum sale price for the house next door. Being a good neighbour, I turn it down whilst he is on my property, then back to eleven.

One week till the auction.

Also, the Wallabies. Learn to keep a god damn lead (and then win a game). It is embarrassing.
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Old 14-09-2008, 12:09 PM   #106
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people who go to the effort of using teh light switch in their car shen it is dark / rainy, but only turn on their park lights. whats the point? trying to save fuel? if you are going to bother, turn the headlights on as the parklights are useless.
Something similar - people who drive at night with the headlights off and driving lights on.
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Old 14-09-2008, 12:46 PM   #107
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people who go to the effort of using teh light switch in their car shen it is dark / rainy, but only turn on their park lights. whats the point? trying to save fuel? if you are going to bother, turn the headlights on as the parklights are useless.
I think they're used more as a visibilty thing so people can see you when its dark.

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Same with some of my friends who make very good money, are almost 30 and still live at home, you ask them when they are going to take a holiday, and they say, perhaps in 2010 / 11 WHEN I CAN AFFORD IT.... meh wish I had nil living expenses while making $65K a year....
Yeah I hate these sort of people. And their parents still pay for everything. Know a guy who is 30 and still lives at home. His parents bought him a car too.
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Old 14-09-2008, 01:02 PM   #108
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hahah beat you at that. Know a guy and his brother still live at home. one is 41 the other is 49!!! FFS get a life guys!!
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Old 14-09-2008, 03:11 PM   #109
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What's wrong with us exactly? :
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Old 14-09-2008, 04:26 PM   #110
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LOL PERTH CHICKS!!!! ahhhh, i know what u mean buddy.
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Old 14-09-2008, 09:33 PM   #111
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[QUOTE=Yellow_Festiva]I just thought of a few....

Same with some of my friends who make very good money, are almost 30 and still live at home, you ask them when they are going to take a holiday, and they say, perhaps in 2010 / 11 WHEN I CAN AFFORD IT.... meh wish I had nil living expenses while making $65K a year....

sorry dude iam one of those, but iam 21 i plan to live at home till as such time i can pay one with cash or very minimal debit i proberly earn about 45000 a year so iam saving drasticly to buy a unit of some sort and i pay 200 a fourtnight bored

here is a few that get up up goat people who big note them selves to make them look better but they actually not

some nurses and doctors or other people in higher roles , look down at you and treat you with disrespect, because you are a dish pig

people at work who actually pretend that they doing some thing but they dont and other people have to do their work for them

just had a bad day at work today :-(
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Old 15-09-2008, 12:24 AM   #112
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Once again.

What is so bad about us?
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Old 15-09-2008, 08:43 AM   #113
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alot xr8chick.
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Old 15-09-2008, 08:59 AM   #114
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It sounds like the same as when holden loves say "i hate ford" and you say why? - because they suck etc etc
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Old 15-09-2008, 09:10 AM   #115
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people who use ftw in internet talk

i used to think it was something like "F the world" which i was ok with, then i found out what it stands for...

btw dont use ftw ftw
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Old 15-09-2008, 09:23 AM   #116
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Some XR6 owners who think their cars have a racing pedigree, they're like A$$holes, everyone has got one ...

XR6 = the new Kingswood


By the way, I'm under no illusions my XR8 is any better, I just bought it cos it was cheap!!

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Old 15-09-2008, 02:36 PM   #117
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You're just in the wrong area.
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Old 15-09-2008, 11:09 PM   #118
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Old 16-09-2008, 12:23 AM   #119
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You're just in the wrong area.
perth chicks? very materialistic, wear a flanno or have some stubble and no perth chick is interested.
wear a shirt and homo black leather shoes and its a different story

and that grinds my gears

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Old 16-09-2008, 12:25 AM   #120
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. Complaining Old people,
. People who act like they are supierior to everyone else, AKA, there $#IT don't stink.
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